Yes, it's that time of the week again. I've definitely had some "moments" this week, so get ready to laugh!
I definitely did not walk outside for 5 minutes while my kids were having a snack this past week, and have my 3 year old son say to me upon my return, "Grayson just had the knife!" I did not realize only after hearing that comment that I had left our Cutco knife a tad to close to my 1 year old while he snacked. I did not have my 3 year old tell me that he took the knife away from the 1 year old and put it on the other side of the table. I always stay right by my kids when they are eating and I never leave things that are dangerous too close to little hands. I most certainly do not leave my 3 year old to protect my 1 year old from my stupid mistakes.
I did not get so fed up with changing poopy diapers on my 3 year old, who waits to poop when he's in bed at nap time or bedtime, that I took the advice of a respected mother and "threaten" my child. I did not tell him that he will no longer play with his favorite toys (the Cars) when he poops in his diaper/pull-up. I did not do this after hearing of a couple of parents who've had to resort to this. This kid has been #1 potty trained for a couple of months, but refuses to try for #2. I did not announce my plan to him over this past week. He has not pooped on the potty 4 times, and in his diaper 2 time. I do not see a light at the end of this tunnel....
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