I have not accidentally exposed my one year old to chickenpox/shingles several times this week. I did not insist at several occasions that my youngest son has had the chickenpox vaccine, and was not willing take him over to visit his grandfather who possibly has shingles. I did not only realize my massive mistake only when I noticed a couple of small red bumps on his belly today. I did not put two and two together, and come to the conclusion that the low grade fever he seemed to be running yesterday could be because of the chickenpox instead of teething (like I thought). I did not realize all of this only after it dawned on me that at his 1 year appointment I decided to hold off on his chickenpox vaccine for a couple of months. I am not kicking myself for this now. I am not praying that this is all in my head, because I am not a little bit like that.
I did not witness a waterfall in my bathroom this morning. I was not getting out of the shower yesterday morning, when my two year old came in to use the bathroom. He did not sit down and proceed to urinate in a large arc, all over the floor. I did not yell his name to get his attention, only to have him stick his leg in the air to try to stop the urine from getting on the floor. I did not call my husband into the bathroom to help me clean up (I was not just getting out of the shower...), while laughing hysterically. As we were in clean up mode, I did not hear the sounds of someone walking around upstairs. I did not yell, run up stair in only a towel and find my one year old (who doesn't do stairs well, at least going down) sitting on his brother's bed. I did not neglect to put up the baby gate at the bottom of the stairs and my one year old did not go up the stairs without anyone watching or helping or noticing, only because I was not too busy laughing at my two year old's arc of urine. I am not that childish and neglectful.
How about you? Is there anything that you would love to forget about this week? Consider a little confession, MckMama-style. Check out her Not Me! Monday list, and all of the other blog carnival participants, over at My Charming Kids!